Hahahahaha where to start? Yesterday's big scoops, I guess...
Trump Told Russians That Firing ‘Nut Job’ Comey Eased Pressure From Investigation
Russia probe reaches current White House official, people familiar with the case say
When I bookmarked this link it was about members of Congress saying they were told the probe now includes a possible White House cover-up, but the news cycle is moving so quickly that the story has been updated and has a new headline that's also worth mentioning: Comey agrees to testify in public as Trump-Russia probe heats up
Israeli Intelligence Furious Over Trump's Loose Lips (And that barely cracked the top five big stories yesterday afternoon!)
Exclusive: Trump campaign had at least 18 undisclosed contacts with Russians: sources
This is so embarrassing: "Foreign officials and their Washington consultants say certain rules have emerged: Keep it short — no 30-minute monologue for a 30-second attention span. Do not assume he knows the history of the country or its major points of contention. Compliment him on his Electoral College victory."
I'm sure this will go well: Stephen Miller Is Writing the Big Speech on Islam That Trump Is Delivering in Saudi Arabia
Meanwhile: Utah Rep. Jason Chaffetz To Leave Office At The End Of June
MEANWHILE: Hundreds of Thousands Strike in Greece as Cuts Near Approval
2017! CBS Boss Defends Lack of Women in New Fall Slate
Okay, something fun! Pippa Middleton got married today (or the reception's going on right now, I guess) and the Fug Girls wrote her a hilarious toast.