ICYMI: Joy was an odd movie that I mostly liked.
The rest of this is primary-related - sorry - but first some VERY IMPORTANT NEWS: Bryan Fuller is running the new Star Trek show!
As usual, I collected most of these links before last night's primary results, so keep that in mind if something seems out of date.
"Call me a bad progressive, but I still think the job of president should go to the most qualified candidate and not the one who tells me what I want to hear even though we both know he’ll never accomplish it."
Donald Trump called Ted Cruz a “pussy” — and the media won’t repeat it
Will Marco Rubio’s Fragile Appeal Be Shattered in New Hampshire?
Speaking of, this is absolutely a quality you want in a president: "Though generally seen as cool-headed and quick on his feet, Rubio is known to friends, allies, and advisers for a kind of incurable anxiousness — and an occasional propensity to panic in moments of crisis, both real and imagined."
And: Rubio Glitch Truthers Insist He’s a Poet, Not a Robot
Chris Christie vs. Vermin Supreme is such an amazing, New Hampshire-y story.
Related: Fantastic primary trolls, and where to find them
Heh: 600-Pound Pig Caught Outside New Hampshire Primary Voting Spot
This about how campaigns target New Hampshire voters was interesting but generated completely incorrect results when I put in my real information.